Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Wish you success.
Hahaha! Bob sure is very smart. Serves the wife right for being too demanding. But then, it serves Bob even more for being a total smart-ass! But even if I found it funny, I still do not get what the wife wanted as a gift. Is the joke on me?
wahaha, i could not believe that his wife finally get tricked by her own words. first i think that bob will give a gift as an apology for his mistake for forgetting their anniversary, and i think that is also what his wife is thinking too about the gift in the driveway. Good joke, i love your website, it makes me laugh and happy. Keep posting, i will keep visiting your site.
I still don’t get the joke…what’s with the bathroom scale and why has been bob missing since friday?
Hey,I didn’t get the joke…really it is mind freeaking..what’s with that bathroom scale too??Well,for those husbands getting trouble because of their wives,it might be a good idea(if they really understand this joke:))ur site is cool..Hope to see new,cool and understandable jokes! Good job anywayz:)
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Lolzzz! It’s a really hilarious innovative idea Bob came up with. But, a must warning to the married guys- “Please, do not try this at home!” No 1 rule for men in a conjugal relationship is that not to tell her she looks fat. No wonder Bob is missing since then. By the way, I like the websites and the funny contents. Keep’em coming.
LOL… it’s a great gift idea. Bob, is so brilliant to give it. But I just hope his wife loves it. LOL…
It’s great to be here. And read those hilarious posts and look at the funny pictures. It puts a big smile on my face. I can’t help but LAUGH OUT LOUD.
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Ha ha, what a wonderful joke but husbands should not read this joke.wives on the other hand should read these to realize what they do with their husbands. I must say i feel sorry for Bob. But last of all, I like the websites and the funny contents. Keep’em coming.
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She’s a crazy wife. I mean, Bob was right with his gift, it goes from 0 to 200 or even more. Hahaha… Well, this joke is funny indeed. It often happens in marriage couple who doesn’t express directly or openly what they want from each other which usually ends up into a misunderstanding.
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Ha..ha..ha. It’s really funny. I think this gift will teach his wife a good lesson for demanding gift in such a way. But Bob is honest here. Sometimes people could forget important thing. I like this joke. Hope to see new,cool and understandable jokes. Thanks.
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