There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
“Hey buddy, Why the Long Face”
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q. What’s pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What’s blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it’s breath
Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other “God it’s hot in here”
The other one replies “Oh no… It’s a talking muffin”
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Nice to see these again, I used to tell these back in school all the time. I have a slight variation on the blue fluff joke though…
Q. What’s blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff in disguise!
Another we had was
Q. Whats Orange and sounds like Parrot?
A. A Carrot
Works other way around too!
Enjoy!
Dan
I loved the jokes. They were all very funny. My favorite was the first one. These are jokes that are funny and I can tell my friends and family. Thanks so much for sharing. I used to tell these back in school all the time. I have a slight variation on the blue fluff joke though…The one line funny and good sense of jokes are really puzzles me. Here i saw several such funny one line words for enjoying and puzzling.
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hahahaaha…
i like this one “Oh no… It’s a talking muffin”
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its very funny and not control to laugh what he did