A man and a woman are standing in a really long line at a hospital donation center. Bored, the man decides to strike up a conversation.
“Long line, huh?” says the man. “What are you donating?”
“Blood,” the woman replies. “They pay 10 bucks a pint.”
“I’m donating my sperm,” says the man. “They pay $25 an ounce.”
A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line.
“Hi there,” says the man. “Donating some more blood?”
The woman shakes her head and mumbles, “Mmm-unnh!”
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This is a really funny joke. I must say brilliant. Poor girl, her mouth is full of sperm. I wonder if they will accept it from her.
Anyways this is a great blog, I really like it, I also added it to my favorites. I hope you will post at least as funny thinks as there are already on the blog in the future.
Honestly, at first i really didn’t understand the joke! LOL.. I didn’t understand the ending part when the woman mumbles. When i read the first comment of this post, i finally understand that the reason why the woman mumbles was because her mouth is full of sperm! LOL. I find that funny.. I guess they just want to earn through legal ways and that is donating something for money! haha
Yes Bhing, you got it right
This article is so funny, ha.. ha ha.. I guess they just want to earn through legal ways. Nice share dude!! keep post a new article, thanks before.
hihi, very good joke! amazing but true! I remember a world wide contest about the first man who will fill a 5 litre bottle with sperm would win a lot of money. And there was actually a guy who did it, with the help of his woman. It’s hilarious!