A security man has a dream that the plane his boss is supposed to take the
next day is going to crash. When he wakes up he calls his boss at home and tells
him. Insanely enough, the boss listens to him and decides not to take the plane.
The next day, according to the young man’s words, the plane crashes. The
relieved boss calls the young man to his office and gives him a reward — and
then fires him. Curious as to why he is fired, the man asks his boss. The boss
replies, “You were sleeping on the job.”
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I’m excited to be finally posting online after all these years. There really is no mystery about it, is there? I just dropped by your blog and had to write. I’m a recent college grad, journalism major if you must know, and I love the art of photography. I’ve got my site up but it’s nothing to brag about yet. None of my stuff’s been posted. Soon as I figure out how to do that, I’ll spend the day posting my best pictures. anyhow just thought I’d drop a line. I hope to return with more substantial stuff, stuff you can actually use. SPG
Accomplishment.