The newlyweds returned from their honeymoon early and it’s obvious to everyone that they are not speaking. Eventually, the best man takes the groom aside and asks what’s wrong.
“Well,” replied the new groom, “things got off to a bad start. The first night of our honeymoon, when we had finished making love, I got up to go to the bathroom and, without thinking, I put a $100 bill on the pillow.”
“Surely she didn’t think you were saving yourself all these years, did she?” he said. “I’m sure she’ll get over it.”
The groom shook his head. “She may, but I’m not sure I will! When I got back, she gave me $50 change!”
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