- You can enjoy a beer all month.
- Beer stains wash out.
- You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.
- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
- When beer goes flat you toss it out.
- Beer is never late.
- hangovers eventually go away.
- A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
- Beer labels come off without a fight.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
- Beer never has a headache.
- After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
- A beer won’t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
- If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
- You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
- A beer always goes down gently.
- You can share a beer with your friends and enemies.
- You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
- A beer is always wet.
- Beer doesn’t demand equality.
- A beer doesn’t care when you come.
- You can have a beer in public.
- A frigid beer is a good beer.
- You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
- Beer always comes in multiples of six.
- Beer doesn’t mind being in the “wet spot” that IT left.
- You can’t catch anything but a “buzz” from a beer.
- After you have a beer, you’re committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
- A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
- When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
- You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
- Beer looks the same in the morning.
- Beer doesn’t look you up in a month.
- Beer doesn’t worry about someone walking in.
- Beer doesn’t worry about waking the kids.
- Beer doesn’t get cramps.
- Beer doesn’t have a mother.
- Beer doesn’t have morals.
- Beer doesn’t go crazy once a month.
- Beer always listens and never argues.
- Beer labels don’t go out of style every year.
- Beer doesn’t whine, it bubbles.
- Beer doesn’t have cold hands/feet.
- Beer doesn’t demand legality.
- Beer is never overweight.
- If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.
- Beer won’t run off with your credit cards.
- Beer doesn’t have a lawyer.
- Beer doesn’t need much closet space.
- Beer can’t give your herpes or other nasty things.
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