David Duke’s Day Of Reckoning
David Duke, former leader of the white supremacist organization the Ku Klux Klan, died and was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
“David,” said St. Peter, “I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. Which news do you want first?”
David Duke replied, “Give me the bad news.”
“The bad news is that God disagrees with your racist opinions. Heaven is completely integrated; we have Jews, Catholics, blacks and all different kinds of people living up here.”
“Okay. What’s the good news?”
“The good news,” St. Peter smiled, “is that you won’t have to worry about that where you’re going.”
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