A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says:

“About this medical test I did on you, I have some good news and some bad news.”

The man asks for the good news first:

“The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.

Horrified, the man asked:

“If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??”

“I couldn’t reach you yesterday.”

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