One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: ‘Darling, would you give me a blow job?’
Horrified, she replies ‘Are you mad? My parents will see us!’
Him: ‘Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?’
Her: ‘No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?’
Him: ‘Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!’
Her: ‘No way. It’s just too risky!’
Him (horny as hell): ‘Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?’
Her: ‘No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!’
Him: ‘Oh yes you can. Please?’
Her: ‘No, no. I just can’t’
Him: ‘I beg you … ‘
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s little sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says: ‘Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for f*ck sake! Tell him to take his hand off the intercom…’
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