-Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays- Stop circulating the “Good Times Virus” and “Join the Crew” e-mail
- Read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to
- Limit my subscriptions of lists to a maximum of fifty
- Back-up 4 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly
- Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta
- Insist that all “ten best” lists be strictly limited to ten
- Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk
- Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail
- Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway
- Try the e-mail version of the Mrs. Fields cookie recipe
- Promise when I hear “Where do you want to go today?”, I won’t laugh
- Think of a password other than “password” to use on web sites
- Never “throw” another snowball via e-mail; at least not ’til next year
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