During the match, the fieldsman positioned just behind the umpire kept trying to distract the batsman as the ball was bowled to him.

Several appeals for l.b.w were turned down, and finally the umpire turned to the fieldsman and said sternly: “I’ve been watching you for the last twenty minutes.”

“I thought so,” came the reply, “I could tell you weren’t watching the game!”

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