Her husband had passed on and the new widow was so distraught that she sought out a spiritualist who told her that her husband was just fine. She added further that he was eagerly awaiting a reunion with her.
“Is there anything he needs?” the distraught woman asked, between tears.
The spiritualist went into a transient state, then replied, “He says he’d love a package of cigarettes.”
“I’ll send a carton immediately.” the woman said joyfully. “But did he say where I should send them?”
“No,” replied the Seer somberly. “But he didn’t ask for matches.”
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