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AAC	Alter All Commands AAD	Alter All Data AAO	Add And Overflow AAR	Alter At Random AB	Add Backwards ABC	AlphaBetize Code ABR	Add Beyond Range ACC	Advance CPU Clock ACDC	Allow Controller to Delete Contents ACDP	Allow Controller to Die Peacefully ACQT	Advance Clock to Quitting Time ADB	Another Dumb Bug AEE	Absolve Engineering Errors AFF	Add Fudge Factor AFHB	Align Fullword on Halfword Boundary AFP	Abnormalize Floating Point AFR	Abort Funny Routine AFVC	Add Finagle's Variable Constant AGB	Add GarBage AGWA	Add and Get Wrong Answer AI	Add Improper AIB	Attack Innocent Bystander AIB	Attack Innocent Bystanders AISG	Access and Improve Student Grade AMM	Add Mayo and Mustard AMM	Answer My Mail AMS	Add Memory to System ANC	ANnoy Consultant AOI	Annoy Operator Immediate AR	Advance Rudely AR	Alter Reality ARN	Add and Reset to Non-zero ARN	Add and Reset to Nonzero ARZ	Add and Reset to Zero AS	Add Sideways ASQGSA	ASCII Stupid Question, Get a Stupid ANSI AT	Accumulate Trivia AWP	Argue With Programmer AWTT	Assemble With Tinker Toys BA	Branch Anywhere BAC	Branch to Alpha Centauri BAD	Branch And Die BAD	Branch to Auto Destruct BAF	Blow All Fuses BAH	Branch And Hang BALC	Branch And Link Cheeseburger BAP	Branch And Punt BAW	Bells And Whistles BB	Branch on Bug BBBB	Byte Baudy Bit and Branch BBBF	Branch on Bit Bucket Full BBD	Branch on Bastille Day BBI	Branch on Burned-out Indicator BBIL	Branch on Burned-out Indicator Light BBLB	Branch on Blinking Light Bulb BBT	Branch on Binary Tree BBW	Branch Both Ways BCB	Burp and Clear Bytes BCF	Branch on Chip box Full BCIL	Branch Creating Infinite Loop BCR	Backspace Card Reader BCS	Branch and Crash System BCU	Be Cruel and Unusual BD	Backspace Disk BD	Branch to Data BDC	Break Down and Cry BDI	Branch to Data Indirect BDM	Branch and Disconnect Memory BDT	Burn Data Tree BDU	Branch on Dense User BE	Branch Everywhere BEW	Branch Either Way BF	Belch Fire BF	Blow Fuse BF	Branch Forever BFD	Branch on Full Disk BFF	Branch and Form Feed BFM	Be Fruitful and Multiply BH	Branch and Hang BIR	Branch Inside Ranch BIRM	Branch on Index Register Missing BLC	Branch and Loop Continuous BLI	Branch and Loop Infinite BLM	Branch, Like, Maybe BLMWM	Branch, Like, Maybe, Wow, Man BLP	Boot from Line Printer BLR	Branch and Lose Return BLSH	Buy Low, Sell High BLT	Break Little Thing BM	Branch Maybe BMI	Blow up Memory Immediate BMI	Branch on Missing Index BMI	Branch to Muncee Immediate BMP	Branch and Make Popcorn BMR	Branch Multiple Registers BMUS	Beam Me Up, Scotty BNA	Branch to Nonexistant Address BNCB	Branch and Never Come Back BNL	Become a Neo-Luddite BNR	Branch for No Reason BOB	Branch On Bug BOD	Beat On Disk BOD	Branch on Operator Desperate BOH	Branch On Humidity BOH	Branch on Operator High BOHP	Bribe Operator for Higher Priority BOI	Byte Operator Immediately BOP	Boot OPerator BOT	Branch On Tree BPB	Branch on Program Bug BPDI	Be Polite, Don't Interrupt BPIM	Bury Programmer In Manuals BPL	Branch PLease BPM	Become a Psych Major BPO	Branch on Power Off BPO	Branch on Power On BPP	Branch and Pull the Plug BR	Byte and Run BRA	Branch to Random Address BRB	BRanch on Beaver BRH	BRanch and Hang BRI	BRanch Indefinitely BRL	BRanch and Leak BRO	BRanch and Overheat BRO	BRanch to Oblivion BS	Behave Strangely BSC	Branch on Second Coming BSC	Burst Selector Channel BSD	BackSpace Disk BSI	Back up Sewer Immediate BSI	Backup Sewer Immediately BSM	Branch and Scramble Memory BSO	Branch on Sleepy Operator BSP	BackSpace Punch BSR	Branch and Stomp Registers BSS	Branch on SunSpot BSST	BackSpace and Stretch Tape BTD	Branch on Time of Day BTD	Byte The Dust BTI	Blow Trumpet Immediately BTJ	Branch and Turn Japanese BTO	Branch To Oblivion BTW	Branch on Third Wednesday BU	Branch Unexpectedly BUTI	Blow Up Terminal Immediately BVS	Branch and Veer South BW	Branch on Whim BWC	Branch When Convenient BWF	Busy, Wait Forever BWOP	BeWilder OPerator BYDS	Beware Your Dark Side BYTE	BYte TEst CAC	Calling All Cars CAC	Cash And Carry CAF	Convert ASCII to Farsii CAI	Corrupt Accounting Information CAIL	Crash After I Leave CAR	Cancel Accounts Receivable CAT	Confused And Tired CB	Consult Bozo CBA	Compare and Branch Anyway CBBR	Crash and Blow Boot Read-only memory CBNC	Close, But No Cigar CBS	Clobber BootStrap CC	Call Calvery CC	Compliment Core CCB	Chocolate Chip Byte-mode CCB	Consult Crystal Ball CCC	Crash if Carry Clear CCCP	Conditionally Corrupt Current Process CCD	Choke Cough and Die CCD	Clear Core and Dump CCR	Change Channels at Random CCS	Chinese Character Set CCWR	Change Color of Write Ring CD	Complement Disk CDC	Clear Disk and Crash CDC	Close Disk Cover CDIOOAZ	Calm Down, It's Only Ones And Zeroes CDS	Change Disk Speed CEMU	Close Eyes and Monkey with User space CEX	Call EXterminator CF	Come From [replaces goto] CFE	Call Field Engineer CFP	Change and Forget Password CFS	Corrupt File Structure CG	Convert to Garbage CH	Create Havoc CHCJ	Compare Haig to Christine Jorgensen CHPAMR	CHase Pointers Around Machine Room CHSE	Compare Half-words and Swap if Equal CIB	Change Important Byte CIC	Cash In Chips CID	Compare and Ignore Data CIMM	Create Imaginary Memory Map CIZ	Clear If Zero CLBR	CLoBber Register CLBRI	CLoBber Register Immediate CM	Circulate Memory CMD	CPU Melt Down CMD	Compare Meaningless Data CMI	Clobber Monitor Immediate CML	Compute Meaning of Life CMP	Create Memory Prosthesis CMS	Click MicroSwitch CN	Compare Nonsensically CNB	Cause Nervous Breakdown CNS	Call Nonexistent Subroutine COCS	Copy Object Code to Source COD	Crash On Demand COLB	Crash for Operator's Lunch Break COM	Clear Operator's Mind COMF	COMe From CON	Call Operator Now COS	Copy Object code to Source file COWYHU	Come Out With Your Hands Up CP	Compliment Programmer CP%FKM	CPU \(em FlaKeout Mode CP%WM	CPU \(em Weird Mode CPB	Create Program Bug CPN	Call Programmer Names CPPR	Crumple Printer Paper and Rip CRASH	Continue Running After Stop or Halt CRB	CRash and Burn CRD	Confirm Rumor by Denial CRM	CReate Memory CRM	Clear Random Memory CRN	Compare with Random Number CRN	Convert to Roman Numerals CRYPT	reCuRsive encrYPt Tape CS	Crash System CSL	Curse and Swear Loudly CSN	Call Supervisor Names CSNIO	Crash System on Next I/O CSS	Crash Subsidiary Systems CSU	Call Self Unconditional CTDMR	Change Tape Density, Mid Record CTT	Call Time and Temperature CU	Convert to Unary CUC	Cheat Until Caught CVFL	ConVert Floating to Logical CVFP	ConVert Fortran to Pascal CVG	ConVert to Garbage CVU	ConVert to Unary CWAH	Create Woman And Hold CWB	Carry With Borrow CWDC	Cut Wires and Drop Core CWG	Chase Wild Goose CWGK	Compare Watt to Genghis Khan CWIT	Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible CWM	Compare Watt to Mussolini CWOM	Complement Write-Only Memory CZZC	Convert Zone to Zip Code DA	Develop Amnesia DAB	Delete All Bugs DAC	Divide And Conquer DAD	Destroy A-Disk DAO	Divide And Overflow DAP	De-select Active Peripheral DAUF	Delete All Useless Files DB	Drop Bits DBL	Desegregate Bus Lines DBR	DeBase Register DBTP	Drop Back Ten and Punt DBZ	Divide By Zero DC	Degauss Core DC	Divide and Conquer DCAD	Dump Core And Die DCD	Drop Cards Double DCGC	Dump Confusing Garbage to Console DCI	Disk Crash Immediate DCON	Disable CONsle DCR	Double-precision CRash DCT	Drop Cards Triple DD	Destroy Disk DD	Drop Disk DDC	Dally During Calculations DDOA	Drop Dead On Answer DDS	Delaminate Disk Surface DDT	Debug Program DDWB	Deposit Directly in Waste Basket DEB	Disk Eject Both DEC	Decompile Executable Code DEI	Disk Eject Immediate DEM	Disk Eject Memory DFA	Disable FAns DGO	Decrement the Grades of Others DGT	Dispense Gin and Tonic DHTPL	Disk Head Three Point Landing DIA	Develop Ineffective Address DICE	Delete Invalid Customer Engineer DIE	DIsable Everything DIF	DIsable Fuses DIG	DIsable Gravity DIH	Disable Interrupts and Hang DIRFO	Do It Right For Once DISC	DISmount CPU DK	Destroy Klingons DKP	Disavow Knowledge of Programmer DLN	Don't Look Now DLP	Drain Literal Pool DMAG	Do MAGic DMNS	Do what i Mean, Not what i Say DMP	Destroy Memory Protect key DMPE	Decide to Major in Phys. Ed. DMPK	Destroy Memory Protect Key DMZ	Divide Memory by Zero DND	Destroy Neighbor's Data DNPG	Do Not Pass Go DO	Divide and Overflow DO	Divide and Overflow [IBM PC] DOC	Drive Operator Crazy DOV	Divide and OVerflow DP	Destroy Peripherals DPC	Decrement Program Counter DPCS	Decrement Program Counter Secretly DPK	Destroy storage Protect Key DPMI	Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent DPN	Double Precision No-op DPR	Destroy PRogram DPS	Disable Power Supply DR	Detach Root DRAF	DRAw Flowchart DRAM	Decrement RAM DRBA	Deposit Round-off in my Bank Account DRD	DRop Dead DRI	Disable Random Interrupt DROM	Destroy ROM DRT	Disconnect Random Terminal DS	Deadlock System DSD	Dismount System Disk DSI	Do Something Interesting DSO	Disable System Operator DSP	Degrade System Performance DSR	Detonate Status Register DSTD	Do Something Totally Different DSUIT	Do Something Utterly, Indescribably Terrible DT%FFP	DecTape \(em unload and Flappa FlaP DT%SHO	DecTape \(em Spin Hubs Opposite DTB	Destructively Test Bit DTC	Destroy This Command DTE	Decrement Telephone Extension DTI	Do The Impossible DTRT	Do The Right Thing DTVFL	Destroy Third Variable From Left DU	Dump User DUD	Do Until Dead DW	Destroy World DWIM	Do What I Mean DWIT	Do What I'm Thinking DWIW	Do What I Want EA	Enable Anything EAC	Emulate Acoustic Coupler EAL	Enable AC to Logic rack EAO	Enable AC to Operator EBB	Edit and Blank Buffer EBB	Empty Bit Bucket EBR	Erase Before Reading EBRS	Emit Burnt Resistor Smell EC	Eat Card ECF	Explode and Catch Fire ECL	Early Care Lace ECO	Electrocute Computer Operator ECP	Erase Card Punch ED	Eject Disk ED	Execute Data EDD	Eat Disk and Die EDIT	Erase Data and Increment Time EDP	Emulate Debugged Program EDR	Emit Deadly Radiation EDR	Execute Destructive Read EDS	Execute Data Segment EEOIFNO	Execute Every Other Instruction From Now On EEP	Erase Entire Program EFB	Emulate Five-volt Battery EFD	Eject Floppy Disk EFD	Emulate Frisbee using Disk pack EFE	Emulate Fatal Error EHC	Emulate Headless Chicken EIA	Elvis Is Alive EIAO	Execute In Any Order EIO	Erase I/O page EIO	Execute Invalid Op-code EIO	Execute Invalid Opcode EIOC	Execute Invalid Op-Code EJD	EJect Disk EJD%V	EJect Disk \(em with initial velocity V ELP	Enter Loop Permenantly EM	EMulate 407 EM	Evacuate Memory EMIF	Erase Most Important File EMM	Emulate More Memory EMPC	EMulate Pocket Calculator EMSE	Edit and Mark Something Else EMSL	Entire Memory Shift Left EMT	Electrocute Maintenance Technician EMW	Emulate Maytag Washer ENA	ENable Anything ENE	ENable Everything END	Erase Neighbor's Data ENF	Emit Noxious Fumes ENG	ENable Gravity ENO	Emulate No-Op EO	Electrocute Operator EOB	Execute Operator and Branch EOI	Explode On Interrupt EOS	Erase Operating System EP	Execute Programmer EPD	Explode Peripheral Device EPI	Execute Programmer Immediate EPITS	Execute Previous Instruction Then Skip EPL	Emulate Phone Line EPP	Eject Printer Paper EPS	Electrostatic Print and Smear EPS	Execute Program Sideways EPSW	Execute Program Status Word EPT	Erase Process Table EPT	Erase Punched Tape ERIC	Eject Random Integrated Circuit ERM	Erase Reserved Memory EROM	Erase Read-Only Memory EROS	Erase Read-Only Storage EROS	Erase Read-Only Storage [Everex int] ERS	Erase Read-only Storage ESB	Eject Selectric Ball ESC	Emulate System Crash ESD	Eject Spinning Dish ESL	Exceed Speed of Light ESP	Enable SPrinkler system ETI	Execute This Instruction ETM	Emulate Trinary Machine ETPH	E. T. Phone Home EVC	Execute Verbal Commands EWD	Enter Warp Drive EWM	Enter Whimsy Mode EXB	EXcrement and Branch EXE	EXecute Engineer EXI	EXecute Invalid operation EXO	EXecute Operator EXOP	EXecute OPerator EXP	EXecute Programmer EXPP	EXecute Political Prisoner FAY	Fetch Amulet of Yendor FB	Find Bugs FC	Fry Console FCJ	Feed Card and Jam FCJ	Feed Cards and Jam FD	Forget Data FDR	Feed Disk Randomly FERA	Forms Eject and Run Away FFF	Form Feed Forever FLD	FLing Disk FLI	Flash Lights Impressively FM	Forget Memory FMP	Finish My Program FOPC	False Out-of-Paper Condition FPC	Feed Paper Continuously FPT	Fire Photon Torpedoes FRG	Fill with Random Garbage FRS	Fetch Ring of Sauron FS	Feign Sleep FSM	Fold, Spindle, and Mutilate FSR	Form Skip and Runaway FSRA	Forms Skip and Run Away FYBR	Follow Yellow Brick Road GAP	Grade All Projects GBB	Go to Back of Bus GCAR	Get Correct Answer Regardless GCR	Generate Confusing Results GDP	Grin Defiantly at Programmer GDR	Grab Degree and Run GENT	GENerate Thesis GEW{JO}	Go to the End of the World {Jump Off} GFD	Go Forth and Divide GFM	Go Forth and Multiply GIE	Generate Irreversible Error GL	Get Lost GLC	Generate Lewd Comment GMC	Generate Machine Check GMCC	Generate Machine Check and Cash GND	Guess at Next Digit GORS	GO Real Slow GPCR	Generate Petty Cache Request GR	Get Real GREM	Generate Random Error Message GREP	Global Ruin, Expiration, and Purgation GRMC	Generate Rubber Machine Check GS	Get Strange GSB	Gulp and Store Bytes GSI	Generate Spurious Interrupts GSU	Geometric Shift Up GTJ	Go To Jail HAC	Hold All Calls HACF	Halt And Catch Fire HAH	Halt And Hang HBW	Hang Bus and Wait HCF	Halt and Catch Fire HCP	Hide Central Processor HCRS	Hang in CRitical Section HDH	Hi Dee Ho HDO	Halt and Disable Operator HDRW	Halt and Display Random Word HELP	Hinder Everyone with Little Productivity HELP	Type 'No Help Available' HEO	Halt and Execute Operator HF	Hide File HGD	Halt, Get Drunk HHB	Halt and Hang Bus HIS	Halt in Imposible State HOO	Hide Operator's Output HRPR	Hang up and Ruin Printer Ribbon HSC	Halt on System Crash HSJ	Halt, Skip and Jump HTC	Halt and Toss Cookies HTS	Halt and Throw Sparks HUAL	Halt Until After Lunch HUP	Hang Up Phone HWP	Halt Without Provocation IA	Illocical And IAE	Ignore All Exceptions IAI	Inquire And Ignore IAND	Illogical AND IAR	Ignore All Requests IB	Insert Bug IBM	Increment and Branch to Muncee IBP	Insert Bug and Proceed IBR	Insert Bugs at Random ICB	Interrupt, Crash and Burn ICM	Immerse Central Memory ICMD	Initiate Core Melt Down ICR	Incur Costly Repair [Sun Tempest] ICSP	Invert Crt Screen Picture IDC	Initiate Destruct Command IDI	Invoke Divine Intervention IDNOP	InDirect No-OP IDPS	Ignore Disk Protect Switch IEOF	Ignore End Of File IF	Invoke Force IGI	Increment Grade Immediate IGIT	Increment Grade Immediate Twice IGO	Increment Grade Overnight IHC	Initiate Head Crash IHTFP	Increment Hormones, Test For Puberty II	Inquire and Ignore IIB	Ignore Inquiry and Branch IIC	Insert Invisible Characters IIL	Irreversable Infinite Loop IM	Imagine Memory IMBP	Insert Mistake and Blame Programmer IMP	Imitate Monty Python IMPG	IMPress Girlfriend IMV	IMpress Visitors INCAM	INCrement Arbitrary Memory ING	INquire and iGnore INI	Ignore Next Instruction INOP	Indirect No-OP INR	INstigate Rumor INW	INvalidate Warranty IOI	Ignore Operator's Instruction IOR	Illogical OR IOS	Ignore Operating System IP	Increment and Pray IPI	Ignore Previous Instruction IPM	Ignore Programmer's Mistakes IPOP	Interrupt Processor, Order Pizza IPS	Incinerate Power Supply IPS	Increment Power Supply IPT	Ignite Paper Tape IRB	Invert Record and Branch IRBI	Insert Random Bits Indexed IRC	Insert Random Commands IRE	Insert Random Errors IRI	Ignore Rude Interrupts IRPF	Infinite Recursive Page Fault ISC	Ignore Supervisor Calls ISC	Ignore System Crash ISC	Insert Sarcastic Comments ISI	Increment and Skip on Inifinity ISP	Increment and Skip on Pi ISTK	Invert STacK ITML	Initiate Termites into Macro Library IU	Ignore User[s] IXOR	Illogical eXclusive OR IZ	Ignore Zeroes JAA	Jump Almost Always JBS	Jump and Blow Stack JCI	Jump to Current Instruction JFM	Jump on Full Moon JHRB	Jump to H&R Block JLP	Jump and Lose Pointer JLR	Jump and Lose Return JMAT	JuMp on Alternate Thursdays JN	Jump to Nowhere JNL	Jump when programmer is Not Looking JOB	Jump On Beaver JOM	Jump Out of Memory JOM	Jump Over Moon JOP	Jump OPerator JPA	Jump when Pizza Arrives JRAN	Jump RANdom JRCF	Jump Relative and Catch Fire JRGA	Jump Relative and Get Arrested JRL	Jump to Random Location JRSR	Jump to Random SubRoutine JSC	Jump on System Crash JSOR	Jump Somewhere Over Rainbow JSU	Jump Self Unconditional JT	Jump if Tuesday JTT	Jump and Tangle Tape JTZ	Jump to Twilight Zone JWN	Jump When Necessary KCE	Kill Consultant on Error KCE	Kill repairman [CE] KDO	Knock Disk Over KEPITU	Kill Every Process In The Universe KOP	Kill OPerator KP	Krunch Paper KPR	Kill PRogrammer KSR	Keyboard Shift Right KUD	Kill User's Data KWWE	Kill Wicked Witch of East KWWW	Kill Wicked Witch of West LAC	Lose All Communication LAGW	Load And Go Wrong LAP	Laugh At Program LAP	Laugh At Programmer LCC	Load and Clear Core LCD	Launch Cartridge Disk LCK	Lock Console Keyswitch LEB	Link Edit Backwards LIA	Load Ineffective Address LMB	Lose Message and Branch LMO	Load and Mug Operator LMYB	Logical MaYBe LN	Lose inode Number LNP	Load N digits of Pi LOSM	Log Off System Manager LP%PAS	Line Printer \(em Print And Smear LP%RDD	Line Printer \(em Reverse Drum Direction LP%TCR	Line Printer \(em Tangle and Chew Ribbon LPA	Lead Programmer Astray LPRTC	Load Program counter from Real Time Clock LR	Load Revolver LRA	Load RetroActively LRB	Lose Record and Branch LRD	Load Random Data LSPSW	Load and Scramble PSW LTS	Link To Sputnik LTS	Loop Till Smokes LUM	LUbricate Memory LWE	Load WhatEver LWM	Load Write-only Memory MAB	Melt Address Bus MAN	Make Animal Noises MAZ	Multiply Answer by Zero MBC	Make Batch Confetti MBF	Multiply and Be Fruitful MBH	Memory Bank Hold-up MBTD	Mount Beatles on Tape Drive MBTOL	Move Bug To Operator's Lunch MC	Move Continuous MD	Move Devious MDB	Move and Drop Bits MDC	Make Disk Crash MDDHAF	Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor MFO	Mount Female Operator MILI	Move It or Lose It MLB	Memory Left shift and Branch MLP	Make Lousy Program MLP	Multiply and Lose Precision MLR	Move and Lose Record MMF	Melt Main Frame MMLG	Make Me Look Good MNI	Misread Next Instruction MOG	Make Operator Growl MOP	Modify Operator's Personality MPLP	Make Pretty Light Pattern MRZ	Make Random Zap MSGD	Make Screen Go Dim MSP	Mistake Sign for Parity MSPI	Make Sure Plugged In MSR	Melt Special Register MST	Mount Scotch Tape MTE	Mangle Tape on Exit MTI	Make Tape Invalid MUG	Make Ugly Graphics MUM	Multi-Use Mnemonics MW	Malfunction Whenever MW	Multiply Work MWC	Move and Wrap Core MWT	Malfunction Without Telling NBC	Negate By Clearing NCW	Notch Carriage and Way NMI	Negate Most Integers NOP	Needlessly Omit Pointer NPC	Normalize Program Counter NPN	No Program Necessary [VAX] NTGH	Not Tonight, i've Got a Headache OBB	Overflow Bit Bucket OCF	Open Circular File OMC	Obscene Message to Console OMC	Overheat Memory Chip OML	Obey Murphy's Laws OPI	Order Pizza Immediately OPP	Order Pizza for Programmer OSI	Overflow Stack Immediate OSI	Overflow Stack Indefinite OSP	Open Six-Pack OTL	Out To Lunch OU	Offend User P$*!	Punch Obscenity PA	Punch in ASCII PAL	Pack And Leave PAS	Print And Smear PAUD	PAUse Dramatically PAZ	Pack Alpha Zone PAZ	Pack Alpha and drop Zones PBC	Print and Break Chain PBD	Print and Break Drum PBL	Pack Bags and Leave PBM	Pop Bubble Memory PBPBPBP	Place Backup in Plain Brown Paper Bag Please PBST	Play Batch mode Star Trek PCB	Pause for Coffee Break PCD	PunCh Disk PCI	Pleat Cards Immediate PCR	Print and Cut Ribbon PCS	Push to Centre of Stack PD	Play Dead PD	Punch Disk PDLD	Power Down and Lock Door [to computer room] PDSK	Punch DiSK PEHC	Punch Extra Holes in Cards PEP	Print on Edge of Paper PFD	Punt on Fourth Down PFE	Print Floating Eye PFML	Print Four Million Lines PG	Print Garbage PHO	Pull Hair Out PI	Punch Invalid PIBM	Pretend to be an IBM PIC	Print Illegible Characters PIC	Print Invalid Character PIC	Punch Invalid Character PLSC	Perform Light Show on Console PNIH	Place Needle In Haystack PNRP	Print Nasty Replies to Programmer PO	Punch Operator POCL	Punch Out Console Lights POG	Print Only Greek POP	Pop Or Push POPI	Punch OPerator Immediate POPN	Punch OPerator's Nose PPA	Print Paper Airplanes PPC	Purge Pascal Compiler [HP 3000] PPL	Perform Perpetual Loop PPP	Print Programmer's Picture PPR	Play Punk Rock PPSW	Pack Program Status Word PPSW	Pack Progran Status Word PRS	PRint and Smear PSP	Print and Shred Paper PSR	Print and Shred Ribbon PTP	Produce Toilet Paper PUO	Perform Unknown Operation PVLC	Punch Variable Length Card PWP	Print Without Paper PWS	create PoWer Surge PYS	Program YourSelf QBDH	Quit and Become a DeadHead QWYA	Quit While Your Ahead RA	Randomize Answer RAM	Randomly Access Memory RAM	Read Ambiguous Memory RAN	RANdom opcode [similar to 16-bit what gate] RASC	Read And Shred Card RAST	Read And Shred Tape RAU	Ridicule All Users RBAO	Ring Bell and Annoy Operator RBLY	Restore Back-up from Last Year RBT	Read Blank Tape RBT	Rewind and Break Tape RC	Rewind Core RCAJ	Read Card And Jam RCB	Read Command Backwards RCB	Run Clock Backwards RCC	Read Card and Chew RCCP	Randomly Corrupt Current Process RCF	Rewind Cabinet Fans RCKG	Read Count Key and Garbage RCL	Rotate Carry Left RCP	Reschedule Car Payments RCR	Rewind Card Reader RCRV	Randomly Convert to Reverse Video RCS	Read Card and Scramble data RCSD	Read Card and Scramble Data RD	Randomize Data RD	Reverse Directions RDA	Refuse to Disclose Answer RDB	Replace Database with Blanks RDB	Run Disk Backwards RDD	Reverse Disk Drive RDDBF	Rock Disk Drive Back and Forth RDEB	Read and Drop Even number of Bits RDF	Randomize Directory Filenames RDI	Reverse Drum Immediate RDI	Reverse Drun Immediate RDI	Rewind Disk Immediate RDR	Reverse Disk Rotation RDS	ReaD Sideways RENVR	REName Variables Randomly RET	Read and Erase Tape RF	Read Fingerprints RG	Record Garbage RHNEZ	Randomize and Halt if Not Equal to Zero RHO	Randomize and Hold all Output RIC	Rotate Illogical thru Carry RID	Read Invalid Data RIG	Read Inter-record Gap RIOP	Rotate I/O Ports RIR	Read Invalid Record RIRG	Read Inter-Record Gap RJE	Return Jump and Explode RLC	Relocate and Lose Core RLC	Reread Last Card RLC	Rotate Left with Carolyn RLI	Rotate Left Indefinitely RLP	Refill Light Pen RLP	Rewind Line Printer RM	Ruin My files RMI	Randomize Memory Immediate RMM	Read Manager's Mind RMT	ReMove Trap RMV	Remove Memory Virtues RN	Read Noise RNBS	Reflect Next Bus Signal RNR	Read Noise Record ROC	Randomize Op Codes ROC	Rotate Outward from Center ROD	ROtate Diagonally ROM	Read Operator's Mind ROO	Rub Out Operator ROOP	Run Out Of Paper ROPF	Read Other People's Files ROS	Reject Operating System ROS	Return On Shield RP	Read Printer RPB	Raise Parity Bits RPB	Read Print and Blush RPB	Reverse Parity and Branch RPBR	Reverse Parity and BRanch RPC	Rotate Program Counter RPM	Read Programmer's Mind RPU	Read character and Print Upsidedown RRC	Rotate Random thru Carry RRR	Randomly Rotate Register RRR	Read Record and Run away RRR	Read Record and Run-away RRRL	Random Rotate Register Left RRRR	Random Rotate Register Right RRSTC	Return on Ruby Slippers Triple-Click RRT	Record and Rip Tape RS	Random Slew RSD	on Read error Self-Destruct RST	Rewind and Stretch Tape RSTOM	Read from STore-Only Memory RT	Reduce Throughput RTP	Reduce ThroughPut RTS	Return To Sender RVAC	Return from VACation RWC	ReWind and Crash heads RWCR	ReWind Card Reader RWD	ReWind Disk RWE	Run Without Error RWF	Read Wrong File RWT	Read/Write while stretching Tape SA	Store Anywhere SAD	Search And Destroy SAI	Skip All Instructions SAK	Snooze At Keyboard SAS	Show Appendix Scar SAS	Sit And Spin SBE	Swap Bits Erratically SBF	Skip on Bitbucket Full SC	Scramble Channels SC	Shred Cards SCB	Spindle Card and Belch SCCA	Short Circuit on Correct Answer SCD	Shuffle and Cut Dec SCH	Slit Cards Horizontal SCI	Shred Cards Immediate SCM	Set for Crash Mode SCOM	Set Cobol-Only Mode SCP	SCatter Printer SCRRC	SCRamble Register Contents SCST	Switch Channel to Star Trek SCTR	Stick Card To Reader SD	Scramble Directory SD	Slip Disk SDC	Spool Disk to Console SDD	Seek and Destroy Data SDD	Spin Disk Dry SDDB	Snap Disk Drive Belt SDE	Solve Differential Equations SDI	Self Destruct Immediate SDM	Search and Destroy Memory SDR	Slam Down Rondo [worst soda ever made] SEB	Stop Eating and Burp SEOB	Set Every Other Bit SESUR	Sing Elvis Songs Until he Returns SEX	Set EXecution register SEX	Sign EXtend SFH	Set Flags to Half-mast SFP	Send For Pizza SFR	Send For Reinforcements SFT	Stall For Time SFTT	Strip Form Tractor Teeth SHAB	SHift A Bit SHABM	SHift A Bit More SHB	Stop and Hang Bus SHCD	SHuffle Card Deck SHON	Simulate HONeywell CPU [permanent no-op] SHR	SHift Random SHRC	SHRed Card SHRT	SHRed Tape SID	Switch to Infinite Density SIP	Store Indefinite Precision SJV	Scramble Jump Vectors SLP	Sharpen Light Pen SMC	Scramble Memory Contents SMD	Spontaneous Memory Dump SMR	Skip on Meaningless Result SMS	Shred Mylar Surface SNARF	System Normalize And Reset Flags SNM	Show No Mercy SNO	Send Nukes on Overflow SOAWP	SOlve All the World'd Problems SOB	Stew On Brew SOD	Surrender Or Die SOL	Shift On Low SOP	Stop and Order Pizza SOS	Sign Off, Stupid SOT	Sit On a Tack SP	Scatter Print SPA	Sliding Point Arithmetic SPB	Simulate Peanut Butter SPD	SPin Disk SPS	Set Panel Switches SPSW	Scramble Program Status Word SQPWYC	Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons SRBO	Set Random Bits to Ones SRBZ	Set Random Bits to Zeroes SRC	Select Random Channel SRC	Select Reader and Chew cards SRCC	Select Reader and Chew Cards SRD	Switch to Random Density SRDR	Shift Right Double Ridiculous SRO	Sort with Random Ordering SROS	Store in Read-Only Storage SRR	Shift Registers Random SRSD	Seek Record and Scar Disk SRSD	Seek Record and Scratch Disk SRTC	Stop Real-Time Clock SRU	Signoff Random User SRZ	Subtract and Reset to Zero SSB	Scramble Status Byte SSD	Scratch System Disk SSD	Stacker Select Disk SSD	Stop and Scratch Disk [3815] SSJ	Select Stacker and Jam SSJP	Select Stacker and JumP SSM	Solve by Supernatural Means SSM	Stacker Select Memory SSP	Seek SPindle SSP	Smoke and SPark SST	Seek and Stretch Tape SSW	Scramble Status Word ST	Set and Test STA	STore Anywhere STC	Slow To a Crawl STD	Stop, Take Drugs STM	STretch Magtape STM	Skip on Third Monday STO	Strangle Tape Operator STPR	SToP Rain STRIKE	STRIKE for more pay, better hours, etc. STROM	STore in Read-Only Memory STTHB	Set Terminal to Three Hundred Baud SUIQ	Subtract User's IQ SUME	SUprise ME SUP	Shred User Printout SUP	Solve Unsolvable Problem SUS	Stop Until Spring SUS	Subtract Until Senseless SWAT	SWAp Terminals SWN	SWap Nibbles SWOS	Store in Write-Only Storage SWS	Sort to Wrong Slots SWT	Select Wrong Terminal SWU	Select Wrong Unit SWZN	Skip Whether Zero or Not SZD	Switch to Zero Density TAH	Take A Hike TAI	Trap Absurd Inputs TARC	Take Arithmetic Review Course TBFTG	Two Burgers and Fries To Go TC	Transmit Colors TDB	Transfer and Drop Bits TDRB	Test and Destroy Random Bits TDS	Trash Data Segment TET	Triple Execution Time [SUN] TLNF	Teach me a Lesson i'll Never Forget TLO	Turn indicator Lights Off TLW	Transfer and Lose Way TN	Take a Nap TOAC	Turn Off Air Conditioner TOG	Take Out Garbage TOG	Time Out, Graduate TOH	Take Operator Hostage TOO	Turn On/off Operator TOP	Trap OPerator TOS	Trash Operating System TOW	Take Over World TPD	Terminal Printer Destruct TPD	Total Program Diagnostic TPD	Triple Pack Decimal TPDH	Tell Programmer to Do it Himself TPF	Turn Power oFf TPN	Turn Power oN TPO	Turn Power Off TPR	Tear PapeR TR	Turn into Rubbish TRA	Te Rdls Arvs [type ridiculous abbreviations] TRD	TRansfer and Drop bit TSH	Trap Secretary and Halt TSM	Trap Secretary and Mount TST	Trash System Tracks TT%CN	TeleType \(em Clunk Noise TT%EKB	TeleType \(em Electrify KeyBoard TTA	Try, Try Again TTIHLIC	Try To Imagine How Little I Care TTITT	Turn 2400 foot Tape Into Two 1200 foot Tapes TTL	Tap Trunk Line TTL	Time To Logoff TYF	Trust Your Feelings UA	Unload Accumulator UAI	Use Alternate Instruction set UAPA(AM)	Use All Power Available (And More) UCB	Uncouple CPU and Branch UCIP	Update Card In Place UCK	Unlock Console Keyswitch UCLB	Uncouple Comm Lines and Branch UCM	Uncouple CoMm lines and branch UCPUB	Uncouple CPUs and Branch UDR	Update and Delete Record UER	Update and Erase Record UFO	Unidentified Flag Operation ULDA	UnLoaD Accumulator UMR	Unlock Machine Room UNPD	UNPlug and Dump UOP	Useless OPeration UP	Understand Program[mer] UPA	Use all Power Available UPC	Understand Program[mer]'s Comments UPI	Undo Previous Instruction URB	Update, Resume and Branch UTF	Unwind Tape onto Floor UTF	Use The Force UUBR	Use Undefined Base Register VAX	Violate All eXecutions VFE	Violate Field Engineer VFO	Violate Female Operator VMA	Violate Maintenance Agreement VNO	Violate Noise Ordinance VPA	Vanishing Point Arithmetic VVM	Vaporize Virtual Memory WAD	Walk Away in Disgust WAT	WAste Time WBB	Write to the Bit Bucket WBT	Water Binary Tree WC	Waste Core WCR	Write to Card Reader WDR	Warp disk DRive WED	Write and Erase Data WEMG	Write Eighteen Minute Gap WF	Wait Forever WGPB	Write Garbage in Process-control Block WHFO	Wait until Hell Freezes Over WHP	Wave Hands over Program WI	Why Immediate WI	Write Illegibly WID	Write Invalid Data WMC	Write Millions of Comments WNAM	We Need A Miracle WNHR	Write New Hit Record WNR	Write Noise Record WP	Write Poop WPET	Write Past End of Tape WPM	Write Programmer's Mind WSE	Write Stack Everywhere WSWW	Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways WUPO	Wad Up Printer Output WWLR	Write Wrong Length Record WWR	Write Wrong Record XXIO	eXecute Invalid Opcode XXKF	eXecute Kermit the Frog XXM	eXclusive Maybe XXMB	eXclusive MayBe XXOH	eXecute no-Op and Hang XXOR	eXecute OpeRator XXOS	eXchange Operator's Sex XXPR	eXecute PRogrammer XXPSW	eXecute Program Status Word XXSP	eXecute Systems Programmer XXVF	eXchange Virtue for Fun YAB	Yet Another Bug YASE	Yet Another Stupid Error ZAP	Zero and Add Packed ZAR	Zero Any Register ZD	Zap Directory ZEOW	Zero Every Other Word ZPI	ZaP Immediate