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Cowboy and his horse.

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and
bring him back to their camp to meet
the chief. The chief says to Clint, “You going to die.
But we sorry for you, so give you one
wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you
die. What is first wish?” Clint says, “I
want to see my horse.” The Indians get his horse. Clint
grabs the horse’s ear and whispers
something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse
takes off. Two hours later, the horse
comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse
and goes into the teepee with Clint.
The Indians look at each other, figuring, “Typical white
man - can only think of one thing.” The
second day,the chief says, “What your wish today?” Clint
says, “I want to see my horse again.”
The Indians bring him his horse. Clint leans over to the
horse and whispers something in the
horse’s ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later,
the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off
and goes in the teepee with the Clint. The Indians shake
their heads, figuring, “Typical white man - going to die
tomorrow and can only think of one thing.” The last
day comes, and the chief says, “This your last wish,
white man. What you want?” Clint says, “I
want to see my horse again.” The Indians bring him his
horse. Clint grabs the horse by both
ears, twists them hard and yells, “Read my lips!
POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!”