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One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son,
Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could
get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys
do not like church at all. Especially little Johnny. Halfway through
the pastor’s sermon Johnny fell asleep. The pastor noticed this, and
it was distracting him from preaching. He decided to go over to
Johnny and ask him a question about God.

“Son, do you know who created all the heavens and earth?”

His mother, Cindy, who did not want to be embarrassed by her son
falling asleep, suck a pin in her son’s right butt cheek.

“GOD!!!!” Cried little Johnny.

“Very good,” the pastor replied. For he could not say it was
wrong. And he continued on.

But a short while later, Johnny fell asleep again. The pastor
once again noticed this and decided to ask another question “Who
was Mary and Joseph’s son?” The pastor asked.

Johnny’s dad, Mark, did not want to be embarrassed either, so he
stuck a pin in his son’s left butt cheek.

“JESUS CHRIST!!!!” Yelled Johnny.

And once again the pastor replied “Very good.”

Near the end of the church service, Johnny could not control
himself and fell asleep again. For the last time, the pastor
decided to embarrass him and ask a very hard question. “What did
Eve say to Adam on the morning when they woke up on the first day?”

But before Johnny’s parents could do anything Johnny shouted “IF
YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’M GOING TO TAKE IT AND
BREAK IT IN HALF!