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A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet.
After looking around she realized that all the pets
were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned
the clerk. “I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of
yours are so expensive”, she said.

“Well”, said the clerk, “I have a huge bullfrog in the
back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?” “50.00?? For
a frog??” asked the woman. The clerk said ” It’s a special
frog. It gives blow jobs.” Well the woman did not
particularly enjoy giving head, so she thought this was a
hell of a deal. She’d get her husband a gift he surely
would enjoy, and she’d never have to do that again.

The woman decided to buy the frog. She took it home to her
husband and explained the strange gift. Of course, the
husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure he’d try
it out that night. The woman went to bed that night
relieved knowing she’d never have to give another
blow job. Around two in the morning, she woke up to hear
pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She got up
to see what was going on.
When she got to the kitchen,
she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the kitchen
table like best buddies, looking through a cookbook. “What
are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?”
asked the woman. The guy looks up at her and says, “Well,
if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is outta here!!!”