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You Might Be An Network Engineer if…

- At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one
to find the burned out bulb in the string of Christmas lights.

- Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or to spend the
money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.

- Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck gazing at the
scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine
room.

- In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue
failure.

- The salespeople at the local computer store can’t answer any
of your questions.

- You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are
falling.

- You bought your wife a new CD ROM drive for her birthday.

- You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

- You can type 70 words per minute but can’t read your own
handwriting.

- You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and
parallel.

- You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the
chairs to see how they do the special effects.

- You have saved every power cord from all your broken
appliances.

- You have more friends on the internet than in real life.

- You know what http:// stands for.

- You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids’
toys.

- You see a good design and still have to change it.

- You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding
ring.

- You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.

- You think that when people around you yawn, it’s because they
didn’t get enough sleep.

- You window shop at Radio Shack.

- You’re both in the backseat of your car, she’s looking
wistfully at the moon, and you’re trying to locate a
geosynchronous satellite.

- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

- Your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

- You’ve already calculated how much you make per second.

- You’ve have tried to repair a $5 radio.