These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.
FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBIE at:
BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING - “WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS”
SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
PRESIDENT’S CHOICE - COW MANURE - 2 33lb bags - $5
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE - SLIGHTLY STAINED
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