Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs.

Q: How many alt.atheism readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb, one to prove that it exists anyway.

Q: How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One screws in the lightbulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug.

Q: How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven. One to ask to be on the lightbulb gif mailing list, nine to say “ME TOO!”, and another to post a message asking for the intructions on how to view a lightbulb.

Q: How many IRC chatters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They’re so busy saying hello, goodbye, and kicking each other off that no one ever has enough time to get anything done !

Q: How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
A: 300–one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death.

Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
A: 2, 1 to do it and 1 to read this huge file first to check it hasn’t been done already !

Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
A: 1000 – One to invent the joke and 999 to submit “How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.”

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