A blonde a brunette and a red-head were stuck on a deserted island. When they were searching for food one day they found a genie’s lamp. They all rubbed it at the same time. The genie popped out and said “Since you all rubbed my lamp at the same time, you get one wish each.” The blonde went first “I wish I was 10% smarter to get off this island.” The next thing you knew it she was swimming away from the island. Seeing what she did the brunette said “I wish I was 25% smarter to get off this island.” The next thing you knew it she was making a raft out of branches and leaves. In the next 10 minutes she was off the island. Seeing what they both did the red-head said ” I wish I was 50 % smarter to get off this island.” The next thing you knew it she became a man and walked over the bridge.
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