A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing
in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals.
My friend who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said, “oh really, what
kind of animals did you want?’
The little old lady said “A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in
my bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it
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