Superior Jokes .com

Mr. Benton thought he had had the last word when he presented his ex-wife with an unusual gift for her birthday. A tombstone on which he had carved, “Here lies my ex-wife Sonja…..cold as usual.”

Much to his surprise, however, his wife one-upped him for his birthday with a tombstone of his own on which she’d had carved, “Here lies my ex-husband Bennett…..stiff at last.”