“Get this.” said the English bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
“Did he get anything?” his mates asked.
“yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”
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