A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed.
The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus.
“Sure,” said the drunken man.
“I’ll find Jesus.”
So the priest took the drunken man’s head and dunked it into the baptismal
waters. When he came up for air, he was sputtering and coughing.
“Damn,” said the drunken man.
“Are you sure he fell in there?”
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