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This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little
man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy
notices it.

“ Hey, what’s that?”

“A twelve-inch pianist. Yaw see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a
wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”

“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks
fill the room.

“Ducks? I didn’t wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”

“Yaw think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”