Blonde Car Crash

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what
happened.

The blonde began, “It was the strangest thing! I
Looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree,
so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another …”

The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, “Mama … I don’t know how to
tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty
miles is your air freshener.”

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