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In the offices of a loan company: “Ask about our plans for owning your home.”

In a classified ad: “Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.”

In a New York medical building: “Mental Health Prevention Center”

On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal
Church.”

Outside a country shop: “We buy junk and sell antiques.”

In the window of an Oregon store: “Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you
can come here?”

In a classified ad: “Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of
aunts.”