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A teacher asks the children to discuss what their fathers do for a living.

little mary says: “my dad is a lawyer. he puts the bad guys in jail.”

little jack says: “my dad is a doctor. he makes all the sick people better.”

all the kids in the class had their turn except little johnny. teacher says:
“johnny, what does your dad do?”

johnny says: “my dad is dead.”
“i’m sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?”

“he turned blue and s*** on the carpet.”