“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to.”
“I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
“I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?”
“Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem.”
“The coffee machine is broken…”
” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
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