FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.
The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said “To be
in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in
the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.” The man
took the gun, hesitated, and said “Sorry, I can’t do it.”
The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said “To be in the FBI
you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next
room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.” The man took the
gun, walked into the room, then walked out. “Sorry,” he said.
The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said “To be in the FBI you
must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I
want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.” The man took the gun and
went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man came out of the room and said “Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so
I beat her to death with the curtain railing!”
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