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Clinton, Dole, and Perot are on a long flight in Air Force One. Perot pulls
out a $100 bill and says “I’m going to throw this $100 bill out and make someone
down below happy.” Dole, not wanting to be outdone, says, “If that was my $100
bill, I would split it into 2 $50 bills and make two people down below happy.”
Of course Clinton doesn’t want these two candidates to outdo him, so he pipes
in, “I would instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people
just a little happier.”
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand
it anymore, comes out and says, “I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this
plane and make 250 million people happy.”