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As his tenure has ended, let’s all take a moment to ponder the question, “Are
we going to miss him?”.
•Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Bill Clinton was anything
like the Monica Lewinski affair. She supposedly replied, “Close but no cigar.”
•The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica’s dress:
“Presidue”.
•President Clinton now only recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
•Did you know that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic seal
from a donkey to a condom, because it represents inflation, halts production,
and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
•Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation. They added
the 11th commandment: “Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff.”
•Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and
not one of them is his sister!
•Hillary Clinton goes to a fortune teller who says, “Prepare to become a
widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death.” Hillary takes a deep
breath and asks, “Will I be acquitted?”