“I never give my opinion on political matters, but before we bomb Iraq, let’s
wait two weeks until Geraldo is over there.”
- Craig Kilborn
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Pythagorean theorem: 24 words
The Lord’s Prayer: 66 words
Archimedes’ Principle: 67 words
The 10 Commandments: 179 words
The Gettysburg address: 286 words
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words
The US Government Regulations on the Sale of Cabbage: 26,911 words
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