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The ant busts his tail in the withering heat all summer long, building his  house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool  and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm  and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.   The New Liberal Version  The ant busts his tail in the withering heat all summer long, building his  house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool  and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter the ant is warm and  well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter.  Shivering, the grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why  the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and  starving. CBS, NBC, and ABC show up and provide pictures of the shivering  grasshopper next to a film of the ant in his comfortable home with a table  filled with food.  America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be that, in a country of  such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?  Then a representative of the NAAGB (The National Association of Green Bugs)  shows up on Night Line and charges the ant with "Green Bias" and makes the case  that the grasshopper is the victim of 30 million years of greenism. Kermit the  frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when he sings  "its Not Easy Being Green."  Bill and Hillary Clinton make a special guest appearance on the CBS Evening  News and tell a concerned Dan Rather that they will do everything they can for  the grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who  benefited unfairly during the Reagan summers, or as Bill refers to it, the  "Temperature Of The 80's."  Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Greenism Act"  RETROACTIVE to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire  a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his  retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.  Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation  suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges  that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare moms who can only hear  cases on Thursday afternoon between 1:30 and 3:00 PM when there are no talk  shows scheduled. The ant loses the case.  The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the  ant's food while the government house he's in, which just happens to be the  ant's old house, crumbles around him since he doesn't know how to maintain it.  The ant has disappeared in the snow.  And on the TV, which the grasshopper bought by selling most of the ant's food,  they are showing Bill Clinton standing before a wildly applauding group of  Democrats announcing that a new era of "Fairness" has dawned in America.