Andy Rooney On Oil

There are a lot of folks who can’t understand how we came to have an oil
shortage here in the USA.
Well, there’s a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just
didn’t know that we were getting low.
The reason for this is purely geographical…. All the oil is in California,
Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Alaska, etc
All the dipsticks are in Washington, DC.

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