Hilary is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete
physical, only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious and can’t
believe this has happened.
She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediately begins
to berate him, screaming:
“How could you have let this happen? With all of the trouble going on right
now, you go and get me pregnant!!! How could you???!!!
I just found out I am pregnant and it is your fault!!! How could you??? What
have you got to say???”
There is nothing but silence on the phone. She screams again: “CAN YOU HEAR
ME???
Bill’s quiet voice comes on in a barely audible whisper…”Who is this???”
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