A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next
to each other in the local diner. One turned to the other and said, “You know
why I’m going to win this election? Because of my ‘personal touch.’ For example,
I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me.”
“Oh, really?” replied the other. “I always tip them a nickel and ask them to
vote for you.”
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