Signs you may be a “High-Tech” Redneck
*If your computer has a sticker on it that says “Protected by Smith and
Wesson”
*If you’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone
*If your wife said either the computer goes or she goes and you still don’t
miss her.
*If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
*If you refer to your computer as “Old Bessie”
*If your e-mails all start with “Howdy y’all”
*If you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
*If your e-mail address ends in “.over.yonder.com”
*If the bumper sticker on your truck says “my other computer is a laptop”.
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