One Cajun is working on his boat. Two other Cajuns came up and said,
“Boudreaux! We got some good news an’ some bad news for’ you.”

Boudreaux said, “Oh! Give me dat bad news foist.”

“ We just come down from ad bayou. You wife she floating’ face down in it –
she dead!”

Boudreaux said, “No! No! Oh man… dat terrible news. Watt da good news?”

“ She had over two dozen blue crabs on her! We gonna run her again in the
morning’!”

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