One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”

“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.

“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,” advised Tom.

Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost. “Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.

“Go to the theatre.”

Related Jokes:

1. Helping the United States of America
2. Presidential Advice
3. Al Gore thought
4. What can Bush do for the country?
5. Bush can’t sleep
6. Help for George
7. Strange United States laws
8. Republican Advice Bush
9. Post Turtle
10. Post Turtle President
11. No bookmarks
12. Snow Balls
13. Bush as a post turtle
14. The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
15. Quips & Quotes on Politics