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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept
through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me
April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell
back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Savior.” But,
April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue
and stuck her again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good,” and April
fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE
TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOU’RE AR*E!”
…The teacher fainted!