An old man goes into the confessional and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80
years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an
affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them twice.”
The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in
confession?”
“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”
“So then, why are you telling me?”
“I’m telling everybody.”
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