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“The Three Proofs”

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish
1 - He went into his father’s business.
2 - He lived at home until the age of 33.
3 - He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother sure he was God.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish
1 - He never got married.
2 - He never held a steady job.
3 - His last request was a drink.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian
1 - He talked with his hands.
2 - He had wine with every meal.
3 - He worked in the building trades.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black
1 - He called everybody brother.
2 - He held no permanent address.
3 - Nobody would hire him.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Californian
1 - He never cut his hair.
2 - He walked around barefoot.
3 - He invented a new religion.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican
1 - His first name was Jesus.
2 - He was always in trouble with the law.
3 - His mother did not know who his father was.