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A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression,
he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the
river.”
With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world,
I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
And finally, he cried, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it
and pour it into the river.” Sermon complete, he then sat down.
After a few moments, the song leader stood very cautiously and announced with
a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: ‘Shall We Gather at the
River’.”