Manager: “I’m sorry. Sir, we have no time opened on the course today.”
Golfer: “Wait a minute, what if Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus showed up? I’m
sure you’d find a starting time for them.”
Manager: “Of course we would, sir.”
Golfer: “Well, I happen to know they’re not coming, so we’ll take their time.”
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