Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much. All right, you can take another slice. ——————————————————————————– Mommy, Mommy! I don’t want to empty the compost heap. Shut up and keep eating. ——————————————————————————– Mommy, Mommy! I don’t like fishing. Shut up and stop squirming. ——————————————————————————– Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller. Shut up. I’m in the bathroom, slide her under the door. [Alt answer] Shut up and get the maple syrup. ——————————————————————————– “Come upstairs, son, like a good boy.” “No, Mommy, you’ll only throw me down again.”
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