The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie
- We know where you live.
- You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
- Everyone’s meal today is on you!
- The “special sauce” came from the floor!
- Guess what our special “drop” was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!
- Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
- A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
- Your dog Sparky…he’s no longer missing.
- See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.
- MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus….maybe
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