The Top Don’ts At The Office Christmas Party
- Don’t go up to your boss and make the comparison of him with Santa because he’s fat, jolly and only works one day out of the year.
- Don’t put your boss in a sleeper hold just to bargain for a better salary.
- Don’t offer anyone a hit from your Egg-Nog funnel.
- Don’t call your best client and tell him how much you fudged his books by just so you could throw this party in the first place.
- Don’t chase the secretary around with mistletoe and an eggbeater.
- Don’t tell your boss that you’re the one that runs the company.
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