- Sometimes I feel so inept. Like when there’s a baseball player who’s worth $250 million, and I can’t remember his or her name.
- Visa is everywhere you want to be, except out of debt.
- It’s better to be poor than to be rich. The rich always have to fear becoming poor, but the poor never have to fear becoming rich.
- Nothing is impossible if you don’t have to do it yourself.
- How about a constitutional amendment that declares anything said in a campaign commercial to be under oath?
- Could it be that the people who have nothing to say are the ones we should listen to?
- You’ll be happy to know that so far, the best name my spell checker has come up with is Calista Fartworth.
- You never get tired if you rest a lot in advance.
- Real courage is a willingness to attack raw oysters in public.
- It’s hard to relate to this high-tech world when your kid says her Lego Toys need more memory.
- Every day in every way, I was getting worse and worse until I stopped trying to be myself.
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