The small town police officer stopped a speeding motorist.
“Officer,” the man began, “may I explain?”
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “You’re going to jail!”
“But, officer, may I….”
“No, all you’re going to do is sit in jail until the judge gets back.”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the judge is at his daughter’s wedding. He may be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the prisoner. “I’m the groom!”
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